A high school valedictorian winds up with the last job he ever expected, and scrambles to save his future by transforming a hedonistic party into a haughty Harvard soiree. Alex Sperling (Brett Davern) is fresh out of high school, and Harvard bound. That is, until his big summer internship goes up in flames. Now, in order to stay on the right track, Alex sets his sights on Los Angeles, where his cousin Roger (Matthew Lillard) runs a successful business. But when Alex arrives to find that Roger has dropped out of Harvard and taken up cleaning pools, his Ivy League dreams start to wither. A new opportunity presents itself, however, when one of Roger's biggest clients leaves town, and the ambitious pool boys meet Laura (Rachelle Lefevre), an entrepreneurial escort seeking to start her own business. With a sprawling mansion now at their disposal, Roger and Alex team up with Laura to start an escort service that caters to a wealthy clientele. Before long all three are swimming in cash. Trouble arises, however, when Alex's parents drop in with some old friends from Harvard. Now, unless Alex can convince them all that the kinky bash is catering to the Harvard elite, his entire future could very well go up in flames.